Columbia Roads

For anyone who has driven in Columbia Maryland before, you know exactly what I mean. There is never a road that goes directly from where you are to where you are going. Every route to your destination is indirect. It is also the only city I have ever driven in where you can be driving on Columbia Gateway Drive, and when you reach a “T” you have the option of turning right on Columbia Gateway Drive or turning left on Columbia Gateway Drive. Several streets are shaped like lassos. The city looks like spaghetti.