Shoes.

If any of you have not yet seen Kelly’s music video for Shoes, do it now. Note: the audio from the following video may offend innocent bystanders.

Last night I went out for dinner with Preston, Karla, and David. We’re sitting around reciting lines from the video (which is just as quotable as Napoleon Dynamite) when our waitress comes over. “Fiscal responsibility.” “Tom Skerritt.” Our waitress chimes in with “Shoes.”, which nearly made me pee my pants.

When it was time for the check, instead of signing my receipt with may name, I signed it “Shoes.”, and Preston signed it “Tom Skerritt”.