Monthly Archive for July, 2008

Things to yell from a stretched H2

Published on July 22, 2008 in Stupid People and bicycling. 0 Comments

Recently while bicycling, I was pulling up past a stretched Hummer H2 at a stop light, and heard what very well may be the only thing that can be appropriately hollered from the window of such a classy vehicle.

“Nice badunkadunk!”

I’m not quite certain how these teenaged girls could have ascertained this information having only seeing me from the anterior.

Things I would like to do on my bicycle before I die

Published on July 18, 2008 in bicycling. 2 Comments
  1. Get a speeding ticket, and not where there is a speed limit set explicitly for bicycles. I could be lame and do it in a school zone.
  2. Chuck a paintball a car that cuts me off.
  3. Get a DUI.
  4. Find the fine dining industry’s threshold for smelling/dressing like a cyclist.