Things I would like to do on my bicycle before I die

  1. Get a speeding ticket, and not where there is a speed limit set explicitly for bicycles. I could be lame and do it in a school zone.
  2. Chuck a paintball a car that cuts me off.
  3. Get a DUI.
  4. Find the fine dining industry’s threshold for smelling/dressing like a cyclist.

2 Responses to “Things I would like to do on my bicycle before I die”


  1. 1 josh

    hahaha

    I really wanna race a bicycle cop. That’d be the best.

  2. 2 Jimmy

    Hmmm… maybe outrun a cop in heavy traffic.

Leave a Reply