- Get a speeding ticket, and not where there is a speed limit set explicitly for bicycles. I could be lame and do it in a school zone.
- Chuck a paintball a car that cuts me off.
- Get a DUI.
- Find the fine dining industry’s threshold for smelling/dressing like a cyclist.
hahaha
I really wanna race a bicycle cop. That’d be the best.
Hmmm… maybe outrun a cop in heavy traffic.