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Big cup of joeuana

Jimmy — Tue, 08 May 2007 13:51:48 +0000

In the not-so-distant-past, my mom bought me and David a huge planter which is designed to look like an eccentric one gallon coffee mug. That’s 3.75 liters, Preston. The mug was mostly for David, as my mom knows he is a coffee fiend/connoisseur.

Several days later I was telling a grandmotherly lady, who shall remain nameless, about the mug and how I wanted to grow a coffee plant in it because it would be… you know… ironic or kitsch or funny or some crap like that. Her response was, “No, you know what you should plant in there? Marijuana.” She didn’t say, “Marijuana, haha.” Nope, just “Marijuana.” Period.

Last year said grandmotherly lady was in my house and saw our money tree bonsai, of which she asked, “is this marijuana? It should be closer to the window so it can get better light.”

Bank of America

Jimmy — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:21:30 +0000

My aunt cracked up the other day when she was looking at the Bank of America statement because there were several places that said “B of A”. She was reading the lines to me and I thought she was saying Beauffa, because she was.

My David

Jimmy — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:56:59 +0000

So, this picture I took of David with "some lady" really is of "some lady". We have no idea what her name is or where she is from. A year or so ago when we were at Disney World, we suddenly realized on the last day we were there that we had no pictures. So we picked up a disposable camera and came out with some interesting things. We decided that everyone has a picture of themselves in front of Cinderellas Castle or under the playful spitting fountains outside Imagination at Epcot (which, by the way, are in serious need of repair). Since we are a-typical, we decided we’d get pictures that are unique. Pictures of feet, pictures of me standing in front of the Tower of Terror and the Chinese Theater (you would never know that that was where I was because it’s me standing up against the building with only a small amount of the cement in the frame. But my favorite is the one above, of David with some lady. He just walked up to some lady on the outskirts of Toon Town and asked her if he could get a picture with her. We don’t know where she is now or what she though of what happened. But if anyone knows who this lady is, please let her know that we didn’t pick pocket her.