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Or at least that’s what someone called to tell me at work this morning.

I got a phone call from someone (I won’t give her name, email address, or mailing address to “protect” her, so let’s call her Haloperidol) who said that the company I work for is working with the CDC and the military to develop viruses but not to develop cures. We are transporting these viruses around the world, apparently creating a lot of logistic confusion so that we can provide these viruses to terrorists. Haloperidol tells me that we need to stop doing what we are doing or she will take this information to the media (Fox News?).

So i guess she’d rather live in an age of Polio and Smallpox?

Haloperidol told me that she was recording our conversation as evidence. She spewed her craziness for some time, while I just listed. I didn’t want to shut her up because it was too entertaining. The profanities increased near the end, with a final explosion of profanity and a “The Lord is coming soon”.

I also learned today that HIV is not a sexually transmitted disease.

Damn Warren Buffet and Bill and Melinda Gates! You had us fooled!

Beeteedub, I work for a biotech company who supplies viruses to universities, government, and pharmaceutical companies for research.